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Hilarious "Trunk Monkey" Commercials* Requires QuickTime™ player, available as a free download < Right click on movie links, and select "Save as" or "Save Link as" to download >
Movie File**	File Type	File Size (Mbytes)	Length
"Trunk Monkey: Road Rage"		1.88	34 sec.
"Trunk Monkey: Theft Retrieval System"		1.92	30 sec.
"Trunk Monkey: Pediatric Addition"		1.53	30 sec.
"Trunk Monkey: Traffic Stop Offer"		2.00	37 sec.
"Trunk Monkey: Getting Egged"		1.88	34 sec.

Classic Bud Light Radio Commercials (2001 - 2002)** [Right click on "Listen MP3" links, and select "Save as" or "Save Link as" to download]
MP3* File**	Bitrate	File Size (bytes)	Length
"Real Men of Genius: Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker"	64 kbps	432,128	53 sec.
"Real Men of Genius: Mr. Professional Figure Skater"	64 kbps	471,168	58 sec.
"Real Men of Genius: Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer"	64 kbps	462,976	57 sec.
"Real Men of Genius: Mr. Horse-Drawn Carriage Driver"	64 kbps	446,592	55 sec.
"Real Men of Genius: Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller"	64 kbps	471,168	58 sec.

My Onion^© News In Briefs

My Onion© Favourite Infographs

New Solar System Discovered 4 Feet from Earth

Stocks in this once-successful company plummeted after a UN tribunal ruled that anti-bestiality laws in fact do apply in international waters.

Chicago's Shedd Aquarium Admits Panda Exhibit A Ghastly Mistake

Nov. 2004: Kerry Captures Bin Laden One Week Too Late

Bush caught in own Terror Trap

DoD Boosts 15 Billion Dollar Funding for Puppy Crusher

FDA Approves New Drug for Social Anxiety

FDA Approves New Drug For
Treatment of Social Anxiety

Gorillagram™ Employee Shot
By White House Security

Schwarzenegger Elected First
Horseman Of The Apocalypse

Fox News Problem Solvers In Way Over Their Heads

Breast Implants Found To Cause Problems In Laboratory Mice

Penis Enlargement Pills Tested On Dog

Rerun of '$25,000 Pyramid' Adjusted for Inflation

Foul Play Suspected In Destruction Of World's Second-Largest Ball Of Twine

New Excedrin 'Lights Out'
Kills You Dead On The Spot

Georgia Adds Swastika, Middle Finger to State Flag

KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine

VOLUME 36 ISSUE 13 -- 12 APRIL 2000
NATION SHOCKED BY PRE-NATAL SHOOTING
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NFL Discontinues 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day'

The World Needs More Canada! (huh?)

VOLUME 32 ISSUE 03 -- 20 AUGUST 1997

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VOLUME 30 ISSUE 13 -- 5 NOVEMBER 1996

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VOLUME 31 ISSUE 16 -- 30 APRIL 1997

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VOLUME 35 ISSUE 45 -- 8 DECEMBER 1999

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VOLUME 36 ISSUE 32 -- 13 SEPTEMBER 2000

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VOLUME 33 ISSUE 11 -- 25 MARCH 1998

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VOLUME 31 ISSUE 09 -- 12 MARCH 1997

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VOLUME 32 ISSUE 1 -- 15 OCTOBER 1997

ACLU Defends Nazis' Rights to Burn Down ACLU Headquarters

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VOLUME 32 ISSUE 01 -- 6 AUGUST 1997

New Crispy Snack Cracker to Ease Crushing Pain of Modern Life

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VOLUME 29 ISSUE 18 -- 15 MAY 1996

Death Star to Open New Day Care Center

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VOLUME 38 ISSUE 28 -- 7 AUGUST 2002

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VOLUME 32 ISSUE 18 -- 9 DECEMBER 1997

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VOLUME 33 ISSUE 24 -- 25 JUNE 1998

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VOLUME 31 ISSUE 01 -- 15 JANUARY 1997

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VOLUME 29 ISSUE 15 -- 24 APRIL 1996

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* Copyright Suburban Auto Group, Sandy, OR Copyrighted by Anheiser Busch, Inc. * MPEG3 format


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