Top Rejected Singles Group Slogans 

Brainstorm Idea List

• "BYOB:  Bring Your Own Baggage"
• "Connection: Think of it as a love-in for desperate, sizzling singles."
• "If you like stalkers, you'll love 'The Connection!"
• "Looking for a Connection... Wanna get naked?"
• "Join us at Connection. Maybe you'll find a friend. Or maybe not."
• "Join us at Connection. Maybe you'll find a friend. Or maybe hell will freeze over."
• "Join us at Connection. Maybe you'll find a friend before you die."
• "Less connections. More stalking."
• "More connections. Less stalking."
• "The Gathering: COLD shoulders...BURNING loins."
• "The Gathering: HOT People. BURNING Loins."
• "The Gathering. SOOOOO many SIZZLING singles..... SOOOO little time."
• "The Gathering. So little time,...so many freakish/tasty/desperate/naked people."
• "The Gathering. Sensible sermons. Freakish people."
• "The Gathering. Naked/lonely/desperate people doing life together."
• "The Gathering. We're [emotionally] naked, doing life together."
• "The Gathering. Finally a place where you can expose yourself."
• "The Gathering. Expose yourself. Don't be ashamed."
• "The Gathering. It's exactly like a huge '60's love-in,...but with fewer psychedelic drugs."
• "Common Abyss"
• "Vital Signs:  Are you feelin' vital today?"
• "Baggage Claim:  for those with less baggage"
• "Sunday Morning Dance Fever"
• "Second Best"*
• "Damaged Goods"* / "Slightly Damaged Goods"
• "God's Little Rejects"*
• "Damaged Goods Singles Class:  Where the odds are good, but the goods are odd !"*

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* From Scott G., March 2004 ("Possible ideas for names of a single's group/class for people with low self esteem.")

Last updated:  29 July 2006, 22:30 EST