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December 2008
Office
of Holiday Cavorting
3rd Annual Release
of Custom Gift Wrap: "Warnings" Festive Holiday Gift Wrap
It's time once again for the 3rd annual release of Custom Holiday Gift Wrap at Discospock.com. In an earth-shattering 2006 release, we introduced "Psycho
Kermit"[1] Gift Wrap, which achieved immediate "cultural icon"
status in Uzbekistan and received numerous obscure design awards in Djibouti. In
2007 we introduced our classic "Wookie Disco"[2] design as a tribute
to the '70's and the "Wookie Monster" in the 1977 classic 11 min Star
Wars trailer parody "Hardware Wars." "Wookie Disco" was
featured on "Good Morning America" as one of the most alarming ways to
remember the '70's for the holidays.
Now, for 2008 and for a limited time, Discospock.com announces this year's exciting "Warnings" themed vibrant yellow holiday gift wrap. It's perfect for a year filled with sharp turns, shocking politics, financial scandals, and economic chaos. So this year celebrate the holidays by wrapping your gifts in "Warnings" paper...because you can never be too prepared for an uncertain future.
http://discospock.com/pdf/2008Warnings_Giftwrap.pdf
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[1] http://discospock.com/pdf/Psycho-Kermit_C-mas_wrapping_v2.pdf
[2] http://discospock.com/pdf/Wookie-Disco_Holiday_giftwrap.pdf
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