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NEWS & ANNOUNCEMENTS

[3/27/2008] View the "Berry Bear Shizzle" Commercial, filmed in Alaska, Sept. 2006.

HUMOUR SECTION
FUNKY HUMOUR ARCHIVE	The Wedding Guest Satisfaction Survey ™	What to Do With a Suspicious Package
News in Brief & Infograph archive	Jason's Eccentric TLA's (Created 10/2004; Updated often) TLA of the month:** MPUG = Macabre Parade of Unspeakable Grotesquerie SCUM = Soul-Crushing Unelected Monarchy	Top Church Singles Group Slogans that failed focus-group testing

WORLDWIDE PRESS RELEASES

[12/24/2011] 6th Annual Custom Holiday Gift Wrap Released: "The End Is Near*" Gift Wrap TIF, PDF , High-Res PDF ,

[10/18/2011] Department of Homeland Security warns of Imminent Exploding Zombie Apocalypse

[6/9/2011] Alleged Pre-Rapture Event Occurs over Antarctic Research Station on May 21, 2011

[12/24/2010] 5th Annual Custom Holiday Gift Wrap: "Harmony" Ecumenical, Multi-faith, Inclusive, Religion-Neutral Gift Wrap with Carl Sagan TIF, PDF

[12/24/2009] 4th Annual Release of Custom Holiday Gift Wrap: Vacuity™ Gift Wrap TIF, PDF

[12/24/2008] 3rd Annual Release of Custom Holiday Gift Wrap: Warnings Gift Wrap

[7/03/2008] July 4th Fireworks Safety Tips: How to Celebrate Creatively Without Immolating Children, Animals, or the Elderly

[2/13/2008] Celebrating Valentines Day with an Anonymous, Torrid Email

[1/22/2008] Document and Data Destruction Week, Jan 20 - 26

[1/19/2007] Reducing the Threat: Celebrate the Islamic New Year with Jihad Flair

[7/14/2006] Let's Celebrate Bastille Day!

[10/5/2004] New Loneliness Verbiage

TRAVEL SECTION

Visit my Travels page

< Roller coasters page is under development >

Visit my Nigeria Missions Trip 2002 or Nigeria 2001 Missions Trip Photo page, detailing our team's adventures during the June/July 2002 experience. This site has photos from our trip. Eventually, I'll add journal articles with more details about the trip.

Read About & See Pix from My British Airways Concorde Experience. "Because everything else is just subsonic." (5/2003)

MISCELLANY

Jason's Famous Quotes List [9/26/2006] I'm now an uncle! See photos of my niece. Click here to be redirected to my official file download page. Click here to be redirected to my miscellaneous download page.

"Danger 20 Million Ohms" warning placard

New "Danger 20 Million Ohms" guy with explosive decapitation warning placard! (11/05)

ITEMS FOR SALE

PARTS FOR SALE

GRAD SCHOOL THESIS ARCHIVES
	Flow Sensor Thesis Abstract (University of Louisville, Speed Scientific School, Aug. 2000) Downloadable Thesis Document: - from Site #1 (43.8 MB, 1/13/2002 with signature page) - from Site #2 (43.7 MB, 8/22/2000) - UMI Orderable Thesis Publication, ISBN 0-599-84781-6 UofL Electronic Theses & Dissertations (pilot project) - Author search

'80's MUSIC MANIA

After planning and coordinating a massive Big '80's dance party in March 2002, a friend and I spent many hours researching and developing an extensive list of '80's music tracks. This list is still under development, as I discover/uncover rare '80's tracks and remixes I did not even know existed. Planning for this extensive event was my major introduction into the amazing world of MP3 music.

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Who Am I in Christ?

Internet Bible Resources

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